How To Make Your Cat Angry

Give her a bath.... her first in almost 12 years .

Sorry, Gracie. It was for your own good.
I promise I'm not strangling her. I was massaging shampoo into her face fur while trying to keep her from bolting out of the sink and over the halfwall.
Gracie has let me know that she plans to wait another 12 years before getting her next bath.